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Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: May 05, 2009 08:44PM
OK, so I came up with a punchline ... Only I can't figure out a joke to go with it! Here's the punchline:
"Placenta?? I hardly KNOW her!!"
Can you fill in the beginning bits? Or come up with some punchlines of your own?
"Placenta?? I hardly KNOW her!!"
Can you fill in the beginning bits? Or come up with some punchlines of your own?
Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Bruce Perreault (IP Logged)
Date: May 06, 2009 07:24PM
Before I write it, how bawdy can the joke be??
Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: May 06, 2009 07:33PM
I think anyone who cares enough to read down can probably handle it, Bruce. :-)
Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: May 07, 2009 09:20PM
"No, no, NO!! I said LACROSSE balls!!!"
Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: May 08, 2009 11:00PM
"Only one is full of clowns."
Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: May 08, 2009 11:13PM
"A: One packs a wallop, and one whacks a polyp!"
Re: Punchlines
Posted by: leatherfaery (IP Logged)
Date: May 09, 2009 10:38AM
"that bastid is as tight as a fishes asshole"
Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: May 09, 2009 07:45PM
"Put the nuts on the OTHER END!!
Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: May 09, 2009 08:51PM
"So what do I do with a gross of Tesla coils?"
Re: Punchlines
Posted by: leatherfaery (IP Logged)
Date: May 10, 2009 07:40PM
" a cuppa coffee and a beef hot dog, sis"
Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: May 11, 2009 08:17PM
"Don't get your pantries in a bunch!"
Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Bruce Perreault (IP Logged)
Date: May 11, 2009 08:34PM
Only punchlines...no joke responses!!
I still think the first one is the best...like a first novel.
I still think the first one is the best...like a first novel.
Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: May 12, 2009 09:03AM
Hahaha, Joey! I think you may have extracted the DNA of the world's first punchline!
Re: Punchlines
Posted by: leatherfaery (IP Logged)
Date: May 15, 2009 10:28AM
or killed the thread 
"I think it's alive"
"I think it's alive"
Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: May 15, 2009 11:45AM
"Now YOU hold it down while I screw it!"
Re: Punchlines
Posted by: leatherfaery (IP Logged)
Date: May 16, 2009 01:56PM
"Business in the front, party in the back"
Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: June 27, 2009 05:29PM
This one NEEDS a punchline:
Q: How do you make a nipple ring?
Q: How do you make a nipple ring?
Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: August 03, 2009 10:17PM
... One's a world leader, and the other's a social disease! /rimshot
Re: Punchlines
Posted by: leatherfaery (IP Logged)
Date: August 03, 2009 10:44PM
tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: August 22, 2009 11:13AM
"A groin pull!" Ba-dum-bum
Re: Punchlines
Posted by: MadMike (IP Logged)
Date: August 22, 2009 04:44PM
"I was just clearing my throat"
Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: February 02, 2010 10:14AM
"You like innuendo?? But we're out of Astroglide!"
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