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Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: May 05, 2009 08:44PM

OK, so I came up with a punchline ... Only I can't figure out a joke to go with it! Here's the punchline:

"Placenta?? I hardly KNOW her!!"

Can you fill in the beginning bits? Or come up with some punchlines of your own?

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Bruce Perreault (IP Logged)
Date: May 06, 2009 07:24PM

Before I write it, how bawdy can the joke be??

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: May 06, 2009 07:33PM

I think anyone who cares enough to read down can probably handle it, Bruce. :-)

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: May 07, 2009 07:41AM

"A: A blob gabbin'!"

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: May 07, 2009 09:20PM

"No, no, NO!! I said LACROSSE balls!!!"

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: May 08, 2009 11:00PM

"Only one is full of clowns."

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: May 08, 2009 11:13PM

"A: One packs a wallop, and one whacks a polyp!"

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: leatherfaery (IP Logged)
Date: May 09, 2009 10:38AM

"that bastid is as tight as a fishes asshole"

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: May 09, 2009 07:45PM

"Put the nuts on the OTHER END!!

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: May 09, 2009 08:51PM

"So what do I do with a gross of Tesla coils?"

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: leatherfaery (IP Logged)
Date: May 10, 2009 07:40PM

" a cuppa coffee and a beef hot dog, sis"

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: May 11, 2009 08:17PM

"Don't get your pantries in a bunch!"

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Bruce Perreault (IP Logged)
Date: May 11, 2009 08:34PM

Only punchlines...no joke responses!!

I still think the first one is the best...like a first novel.

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: leatherfaery (IP Logged)
Date: May 12, 2009 02:50AM

"shit, it slipped".

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: May 12, 2009 09:03AM

Hahaha, Joey! I think you may have extracted the DNA of the world's first punchline!

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: leatherfaery (IP Logged)
Date: May 15, 2009 10:28AM

or killed the thread smiling smiley

"I think it's alive"

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: May 15, 2009 11:45AM

"Now YOU hold it down while I screw it!"

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: leatherfaery (IP Logged)
Date: May 15, 2009 02:30PM

"is that an eye?"

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: leatherfaery (IP Logged)
Date: May 16, 2009 03:28AM

"my gawd, it's huge"

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: May 16, 2009 01:23PM

"Acute angina!"

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: leatherfaery (IP Logged)
Date: May 16, 2009 01:56PM

"Business in the front, party in the back"

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: June 27, 2009 05:29PM

This one NEEDS a punchline:

Q: How do you make a nipple ring?

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: leatherfaery (IP Logged)
Date: June 29, 2009 12:20PM

that was good

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: August 03, 2009 10:17PM

... One's a world leader, and the other's a social disease! /rimshot

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: leatherfaery (IP Logged)
Date: August 03, 2009 10:44PM

tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: August 22, 2009 11:13AM

"A groin pull!" Ba-dum-bum

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: MadMike (IP Logged)
Date: August 22, 2009 04:44PM

"I was just clearing my throat"

Re: Punchlines
Posted by: Mmrothenberg (IP Logged)
Date: February 02, 2010 10:14AM

"You like innuendo?? But we're out of Astroglide!"



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